How Not to Get Work

On some of our day walks, Sue and I have come across a local fifteen-year-old boy named "Juan" in our neighborhood. He's always asking us if we have any work, and throughout our conversation he wants to give several hugs to Sue. Let's just say he's a little strange.

Today Sue was waiting outside for Antonio to pick up the kids for school, and then bam! Juan is walking a dog that runs into Sue. The normal conversation ensues: "Do you have any work?" "No." "Can I have a hug?" "No, I'm sick." "Are you sure you don't have any work?" "Yes." "How about a hug?" "No."

Then Juan's dog pees on Sue's leg.

I don't think we have any work for Juan.